Friday, February 13, 2009

BACHKE REHNA


BACHNA AE HASEENO
DIRCTOR-SIDDHARTH ANAND
PRODUCER-YASH CHOPRA
CAST-RANBEER KAPOOR, BIPASHA BASU, MINISHA LAMBA, DEEPIKA PADUKONE

Siddharth Anand’s Bachna ae hasino is another movie that is part of Yash raj campus’s another ordinary bead of the long necklace of poor and ordinary films. [Read flops] This film is slightly watch able than the previous two releases from Yash raj banner, but it also emphasises the fact that, evoking that good old romantic charm, creating magic in the air, tickling that mushy-gushy feelings is no more their forte. I would rather prefer watching Dilwale Dulhaniya,,,,,,,,,at Maratha mandir once again rather than recommending anybody to go and watch Bachana ae haseeno. In spite of having young blood [except Bipasha] which fails to perform and deliver, exotic locations, bright colours and half-naked Ranbir throughout the film, Bachna ae haseeno has nothing in it.Raj [Ranbir Kappor] is a cool and equally cute guy who is on vacation [of course in Switzerland…where else] with his four friends, bump into sweet and sassy Mahi [Minisha Lamba] and the cupid strikes. Mahi who daydreams about her Raj, I mean her charming prince, misses the train and Raj ‘intentionally’ helps her out. In the mountains and meadows of Alps Mahi and Raj fall in love and looks a good pair. But Mahi discovers Raj’s looking for fun-not-love attitude at the right time, when raj is busy boasting about his heroic ‘deed’ with Mahi to his friends. She shatters, philander Raj on the other hand only gets better [with his histrionics]Five years later Raj who is a techie in a multinational company in Mumbai is in living relationship with a girl next door [actually] sexy, buxom Radhika [Bipasha Basu] falls for Raj. Raj who is happy with his life so far, is struck by the blow of the shaadi-demand by Radhika. Raj tries every ploy to avoid the marriage, does not quite work, leaves Radhika for a high paid job in Sydney [and also for hot Australian ‘mates’ you see.] five years later Raj comes across a female taxi driver in Sydney [who eventually turns out to be an Indian] Gayatri [Deepika] and this time Raj falls in ‘real’ love with her. He proposes to her, but the B-school student by day and taxi driver at night Gayatri, who wants to live life on her terms, turns down his proposal. Moral of the story so far- whatever that goes around comes around. Completely tattered and now matured [mentally] Raj looking for redemption. How does he achieve it? For this you have to bear with the unbearable other half of the movie.Bachna ae haseeno has very little story in it, which is executed even more badly. Ranbir’s character is so confused between now-sweet-then-mean, so much so that Raj seems to be suffering from multiple personality disorder. Though he gives the hope that he can act, Minisha looks promising, as for Deepika Padukone, she is almost non existent entity in the film. She looks wooden and Bipasha simply swallows both Deepika and Minisha not only with her looks but also with her act. [Ignore those wrinkles on her neck….otherwise she looks hot] as far as music is concerned the title song and Khud jaane kyun are good enough. Other songs are deprived of tune or melody, they are simply inserted anywhere as fillers non-convincingly. The only plus point of the movie is Sushil Patel’s excellent cinematography, probably the only factor that avoids you from going to a deep slumber. There is a dire attempt to make Ranbir look next manhunt winner [agreed he’s got fabulous lean body] but It’s done and overdone and you tend smile when he is in ‘something’.All in all Bachna ae haseeno is for those who want to get to know how feeble the relationships are in the cosmos in these times. With some unrealistic and boring love stories the movie drags without a single entertaining moment……..sorry Ranbir I am suggesting everyone to Bachke rehna from this movie………now, it’s your turn to accept my ‘SORRY’Rating- * *

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